So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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