I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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