Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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