Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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