fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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