Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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