What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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