so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
