You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
40s are totally the cure
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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