You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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