why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
you win again, gameday.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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