He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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