i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Randomize
