It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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