I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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