so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Hippo gnu deer
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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