It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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