Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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