Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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