Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
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