yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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