Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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