Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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