so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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