this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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