So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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