Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I think people are normalizing furries
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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