It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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