Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
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