I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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