Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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