when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
