try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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