I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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