Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Randomize
