The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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