i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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