You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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