well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
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