white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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