were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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