what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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