Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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