do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
