THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Randomize
