You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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