Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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