I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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