do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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