sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize
