no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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