We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i would one night stand the shit outta him
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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